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"you're not broken, just weird" - my wife

"i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy

beavergirl union lodge #716

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youre telling me i fried this rice?

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Follow me at https://bsky.app/profile/drewtoothpaste.bsky.social where I post way more

Quantum/alien/occult podcast with @nataliedee at https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com

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Shitposts, Shoegaze, Cinema
ex-KNZK ex-bofa.lol ex-Radical.Town
Jorts Brand Ambassador

this heaven gives me migraine

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Julia Wolfe’s bagpipes nonet LAD.

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Donate to keep mastodon.social running well: https://www.patreon.com/mastodon/overview

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keef justice, highest authority

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el jugador que sería nombrado depués

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huge idiot

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